Re: Thank you Again, LadynRed

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.189.170) on March 05, 2003 at 22:31:29:

In Reply to: Re: Thank you Again, LadynRed posted by Pallen on March 05, 2003 at 21:37:53:

You know -

you present a most cogent series of points. You're right. I like CA's and the volk who call us at all hours. In fact, I always wanted to be a Collection Agent, but the fact that both my mother and father were of the human race and were not cousins disqualified me.
I really did want to better myself by becoming a collection lawyer. I was rejected by the College of Pol Pot & Kwame N'Krumah School of Law and Machete Sharpening because I didn't have any convictions for abuse of the elderly, the disabled, women. Also, I couldn't prove that I was an habitual Three-Card Monty Scammer from the old Times Square, that would have been an automatic in.
They really are neat people. When I tape their calls and play them backwards it sounds like flatulating oranutangs.

My love offering to CA's

Keyser Soze

"You don't want a love letter from me..."

- Frank Booth, "Blue Velvet", 1986

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