Re: self-serving stats

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.189.170) on April 08, 2003 at 22:12:34:

In Reply to: self-serving stats posted by Linda-nator on April 08, 2003 at 18:04:03:

Oh my,

They reveal so much with no intent to do so. Aren't they amusing? Worth studying, even, much as are those particularly twisted criminals who tatoo 'love' and 'hate' accross their right and left knuckles.
A creditor who would 'gladly' settle for half the amount owed? My oh, my. It really is time to get one's hearing aid checked.
Coulda sworn they demanded one hundred and five percent of total owed plus ninety dollars monthly until...
Oh, then there was that magnanimous young lady who kindly offered to settle for one hundred fifty percent of amount claimed as owed, with nothing monthly. How kind.
Like the elaborations of a bad liar, the moralizings of the criminal class always do make for good reading. Provided of course one has the stomach for such. Like crime scene and autopsy videos, they are an acquired taste.
Settle for half owed...thank goodness this writer was seated and strapped in to the chair when that line was read.
Oh, by the way, bold letters, much in the fashion of underlining in correspondence, are seen as at best inadequacy if not disingenuousness on part of the scribbler.
yeah, I know, big words your mommmmeeee never taught you. Go look 'em up. Look up 'scabies' while yer about it. You'll see a nice portrait of a collection agent adjacent to the definition. If you look up 'condyloma inguinale' you'll find a nice photo of the recent meeting of 'collections professionals'. Right, and they adhere to the highest standards' in the 'industry'.
With sermonettes from the doomed such as those from lindanator, who needs nitrous?

hee hee hee hee,

Keyser Soze

"Their hair must stand on end at the
mention of your name."

- anon.; from a lecture on survival
in the new kleptocracy

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