Re: OSI Collection Agency ever heard of them?

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.209.12) on April 15, 2003 at 22:01:39:

In Reply to: OSI Collection Agency ever heard of them? posted by Win on April 14, 2003 at 22:26:47:

One my less than intelligent couriers reported some dealings with this concatenation of pig plops. They are persistent in the fashion of a horsefly. If you continue to swat them, after an interminable interval they in fact do go away.
Sometimes you'll get a letter from them signed by some imbecile with the title of "Investigator" or "Chief Inspector". Apparently the latter individual spends free time inspecting chiefs, no
doubt to their delight.
Always nice to inquire as to the status of their police powers, which department they represent, shield number. After some time in the toilet, they let go.

Let's all go,

on OSI

Goingly,

Keyser Soze

"Every creep and scumbag that walks the street
will know the name of Verbal Kint."
- Agent Dave Kujan, "The Usual Suspects"
c.1995

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