Re: Anybody ever have any dealings with Cadle Co.? A gift, From Mr. Soze.

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.189.170) on April 23, 2003 at 17:02:18:

In Reply to: Anybody ever have any dealings with Cadle Co.? posted by ValleyLady on April 23, 2003 at 15:34:55:

Dear ValleyLady;

Every now and then is is refreshing to learn that there really is competition for AssXXXX hAcc-septic Copro-ration and the inestimable F.A. Management Solutions, Inc., the latter stewarded by Hugh Brett "the Butler" Shafritz, Esq.
Yes, it does appear that in the race to arrive at the void beneath the bottom, one finds Cadle Co. as meaty contender for Fecalith of the New Millenium.
Rather than spoil the fun and surprises, may this unworthy scribe suggest in a spirit of enlightening discovery that one and all punch in "Cadle Co." into the magnificent search engines.
Cadle Co. seems to be, shall we say, ever so slightly litigious, according to the 587 hits on Google. Mostly, and this is unusual, court decisions seemingly going against this no doubt slime-honored and venereal 'service organization".Cadle Co. must have a team of monkeys working out of some basement with an unlimited source of cocain..oops, court filing fees, judging by their hyperlitigious bent.
But they lose, with refreshing regularity. They do seem to sue at the drop of a hat. Perhaps this company is run by some frustrated Torquemada typo, you know, that strain of character-challenged picknose who just likes to sue people with not a care as to outcome.
Well, back to specifics...Calling neighbor of signifigant other, and...oh yes, possibly monkeying about with the Last Activity Date. Why not take just a moment to apprise the FTC of the kind deeds of Scabies & Co.? Possibly, if you wish, hold off until the SOL passes.
Am assuming you are in the Golden State judging by your monniker. If so, why not pause and send a note to the California AG, they have their own FTC agency and they are most unappreciative of the antics of the ilk of Cadle & Co. Always great to learn of yet another crawling putrescent bag of violations in search of good strong insect suppressant.
Appreciate your kind comments re prose. Doctors' orders in hope of constructively dealing with terror and destruction caused to this writer and family by these vile amoebae.

Constructively,

Keyser Soze

"Ahhhoo, this bad. Way I hear it, this guy Soze?
'Sposed to be some kinda butcher, a peerless
XXXXXXX XX psycho butcher."
- Mr. Fred Fenster, "The Usual Suspects"
c. 1995

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