Re: MARS??Collection Agency in OK

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.189.170) on April 23, 2003 at 17:08:20:

In Reply to: MARS??Collection Agency in OK posted by Rusty on April 23, 2003 at 15:11:21:

Oh yes,

MARS needs a nice Cease & Desist letter, contact only in writing, better yet, deny any knowledge of your son. So far as you know, he disappeared with Judge Crater.
The have already stepped in a nice thornfield by harrassing you. FTC Complaint time. As to the company name, MARS? Oh, yes, simple really.
As in the film of a happier decade, Caddyshack. Remember the skit re 'who put the Mars bar in the pool"? Right, although that's a bit finer than the construct of these pucky-flies.

Constructively,

Keyser Soze

"This guy's a pipe dream, Kobayashi's just using
him for window dressing. There is no Keyser
Soze."
- Mr. Dean Keaton,"The Usual Suspects",
c.1995

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