Re: They sent back my Cetified Letter!

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.208.41) on April 25, 2003 at 22:14:53:

In Reply to: They sent back my Cetified Letter! posted by King of Tara on April 25, 2003 at 14:21:16:

What a wonderful meetingplace of the minds is this board. Beautiful, send the letter via something other than mail with a tracking number and to the payment department. Their greed is ever operant and surely the CA fingernail scrapings won't see it coming until they are served notice.
NCO is truly a fine outfit, originally the company name was Neanderthals, Cretins, & Opportunists. Fair description of CA's and their 'highly trained collections professionals".
Yessir-eee-bop, save that returned certified letter. Mark on the envelope your date of receipt and initial it. It is one more piece of evidence against these viscous colonic discharges, and speaks with clarity to their efforts to duck service of a certified letter in futile effort to plead ignorance. They really do take us for fools.
And, as Martha Stewart would say, that's a good thing. One of life's little enduring pleasures is to always be underestimated, sort of like those 'old' 'lo-tech' 'non-stealthy' B-52's which somehow always and without fail manage to fly down on the deck, slick past enemy radar systems, jinking along to their soon to be demolished target.

Enduringly,

Keyser Soze

"He becomes a myth, a legend, a spook story that
criminals tell their kids at bedtime;"Rat out
your Pop, and Keyser Soze will get you."

- Roger 'Verbal' Kint,
"The Usual Suspects", c. 1995

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