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Re: Need a job?
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Posted by Keyser Soze
(205.188.208.41) on May 07, 2003 at 22:33:54:
In Reply to: Need a job? posted by scott on May 07, 2003 at 21:06:00:
Thanks to you Scott and the generous contributor of this chunk of cultural ferment. It is good to know that even in these difficult times, there is an employer who will kindly provide if not meaningful work, at least daytime confinement for the sector of our society consisting of the doomed, the damned, psychopaths, psycho-wannabe's, nitwits, sadists, reluctant criminals, mutant ticks, failed leg-breakers, off-duty serial killers, and other charmingly disturbed types.
Makes one want to fill out an application form pronto. Let's see now....K - e - y - s - ..... Good to be back, took a few days to join old friend and personal physician H. Lecter, M.D. at his lovely seaside retreat. No old friends for dinner, sorry to report. Did enjoy a good hand or three of that fine old parlor game "Assault on the Psyche", a game best played with familial spirochetes gifted with a mediocre intellect driven by avarice, last step prior to the fatal one of Overreach, undoer of the ambitious Judases amongst us. In other words, your typical Collection "Professional." Oh, Judas Iscariot, call your agent, a new career awaits, call CAMCO today! Professionally yours, Keyser Soze "Avarice and hanging are linked in the Medieval mind. Avarice, hanging, self-destruction. Make my home my gallows." - "Dr. Fell", aka H. Lecter,
Hannibal, c. 2001
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