Re: you people are idiots

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.253.37) on May 25, 2003 at 22:53:58:

In Reply to: you people are idiots posted by Debt collector on May 24, 2003 at 20:04:26:

This love offering from Debt Collector demonstrates the importance of being watchful, vigilant, alert on part of all attendants at state facilities for the criminally insane around the country.
You see, perhaps the care taker - attendant left his duty station but for a moment for to sashay over to the candy machine. Snack time on this Memorial Day Weekend.
While he was enjoying his Chunky (r), our little poster friend scampered away from the day room, somehow removed his confinement jacket and gained internet access.
Let us hope this does not occur too frequently. Next thing you know these same jackanapes will be e-mailing pictures of themselves to their local zoo, in the process frightening the gibbons.
Perhaps these 'collections professionals' could be paid in-kind, thorazine being a currency most appropriate to their apparent needs. On second thought, scopalomine might be in order.

Psychotically,

Keyser Soze

"There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson,
this man's obviously a psychotic."
- President Merkin Muffley,
"Dr. Strangelove", c. 1964

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