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'Top Ten' list of "Collection Killers" quips . . .
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Posted by Armadillo
(12.213.78.230) on June 26, 2003 at 03:20:10:
One of our posters here, Keyser Soze, had heard of a terrific thing uttered to a collections agent who phoned: "Just a second while I adjust the recording levels." Actually, this sort of stuff -- while it may not change the orbits of the planets around our sun -- will serve to befuddle and even deter those orgazisms (paramecium?) of the "collection persuasion." I've one or two other excellent remarks to FRIGHTEN them, too. (Anyone here ever seen the movie, "American Beauty"? Hey, sometimes we have to get a little rough as they do.) Give me your ideas, or things you've heard that've had an impact on those of the "scumbag persuasion." Later, I will compile a 'Top Ten' list that I will post here later. C'mon folks: give it your best shot!!! -- and a laugh wouldn't do us any harm, as well. . . . Yours truly, the Armadillo
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