Re: am i the last to find out ?

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.253.37) on June 30, 2003 at 19:52:22:

In Reply to: am i the last to find out ? posted by texasdogmom on June 30, 2003 at 16:34:55:

Dear texasdogmom;

Now why d'ya go do that? Here I was having a blissful afternoon reverie, enjoying pleasant thoughts of all the fine charitable works that 'highly trained collections professionals' perform out of a sense of caring for their fellow man.
After all, their philantropic nature is demonstrated by OSI Collections Concer Hall in New York, Sherman Acquisitions Center for the Performing Arts in L.A., the Rufus "Bud" "The Dean of Bad Debt" Reitzel Crippled Childrens' Research Center, The Hugh Brett Shafritz Memorial Cancer Research Institute, and of course best of all, The Camco Institute for Ending World Hunger.
And now you tell me that all is for naught? That the much admired, kindly and ever gentle-hearted OSI (Old Scumbags & Ignoramuses) is kaput?
Oh, the pain, now I really will have to draw the drapes and spend the night in mournful seclusion.
One more down, so many more to go. Nail them all.

Mournfully,

Keyser Soze

"When he rots, he's gonna smell, every surfer is
gonna find him.
- Todd Hockney, "The Usual Suspects",
c. 1995

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