Re: Reported to credit bureaus for cable box I returned

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.253.37) on July 05, 2003 at 08:33:26:

In Reply to: Reported to credit bureaus for cable box I returned posted by Amy on July 04, 2003 at 22:36:10:

There is just no end to the abject sleaziness of businesses in this post-nineties ante-doomsday era. Not surprising these maggots would pull this, they're counting on you giving up, not having documentation, when in fact it sounds as if you are well armed with corroborative papers and they are sitting astride a horse beneath the ol' oak tree with a noose about their stupid pencil necks yelling 'giddyup'.
Why do they do this? Who knows. Maybe they figure they can shake some more money out of you, the better to pay for crack at the 'company customer satisfactions associates' ' weekly staph meeting. Perhaps it's just some psycho in mid-management compensating for the shortchaging in the love department they think their mommy inflicted upon them.
They are ridiculous and stand to lose. You might want to be careful with mediation types, they generally work for the creditors though they profess to be impartial. They are generally compensated by your enemies, remember the ol' adage grandpa used to quote:" Whose bread I eat his song I sing."
See to it they have certified letters advising them their hair-splitting nonsense about your husband's name versus yours on the box is meaningless to the courts - you returned the unit, the account was satisfied, and in return they have slandered your credit and defamed your good name. These colonic parasites need a helpful suggestion from you to the effect that they can practice their moronic spitefulness all they wish yet when they practice against you they will pay for the privilege.
If you've a lawyer, perhaps a nice advisory note from him or her would help, but you can write some polite yet fierce between-the-lines notes advising them you've all your facts on paper - and judges love evidentiary paper - and they've slandered you and your credit.
A nice mention of 'fraudulent collusion' might be a sweet thought to convey also, after all despite having signed for their idiot box worth all of three cents as manufactured in some communist chinese slave labor prison camp they claim you never sent it. You might contact US Postal inspectors as well as the agency in the company's home state - usually the Secretary of State - or whomever charters creeps like this. Advise them you're being essentially extorted.
About a decade ago the odious term 'predatory capitalism' came to common mention amongst the populace. We all thought it meant some Arkansas retailer putting the local merchants out of business by undercutting prices. We are every day discovering it means so much more.
This is one example. You satisfied your obligation to this gang of moral cretins, so they figure you're decent, law-abiding, and thus ripe to be ripped off. It's not how they 'think' because they are incapable of such. It's just what they do, in the manner of thugs.

Decently,

Keyser Soze

"When our corporate criminal gangs create
panic among the citizens on the old city,
they'll gladly welcome our ED-209 Robots
to violently restore order."
- Dick Jones, VP, Security Division,
Omni Consumer Products' "Robocop",
c. 1987

A perfect illustration of the 'pincers strategy'
employed by supposedly legitimate, respectable
corporations who use pressure from above and
below to reduce their intended victims.

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