Re: Do creditors do yellow page searches for people?

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.208.41) on July 17, 2003 at 13:40:30:

In Reply to: Do creditors do yellow page searches for people? posted by Jennn on July 16, 2003 at 21:48:43:

As descendant from mountain men on one side of the family and mutant ticks on the other, this writer can tell you that noble hunters take their quarry quickly, preferably with one shot. They hunt to survive, to enjoy the benefits of eating meat untainted with the effluvia from some chemical lab. They hunt for the solitude of the woods and propinquity with their Creator, ever mindful that He is source of all their blessings.
Mountain men are never bored, whether from the forest of the high desert. Flatlanders, well that's another twisted tale. When weakling geeks who couldn't hit one of Jerry Springer's obese guests in their swollen behinds with a handful of rice want to hunt they shoot fish in a barrell. We are the fish as they see it, every one of us. They pick a name. Any name. They call that name and lie to the person who answers. They lie when they tell them they owe money for a debt long past the SOL. They count on the average person not knowing their rights. They hope this good citizen will be rightfully nervous about facing court action. They use this as a cudgel to coerce their victim into giving up their money for debts they do not even owe. These goons are known laughingly to some as 'collections professionals'. You have come to the right place, here you will enjoy learning the many ways by which you can protect yourself and cost these chiggers money. You will discover the pleasure of bringing down governmental wrath upon them, and you will take satisfaction at knowing that they have wasted much time on you, with nothing to show for it save for yet more misery. It's what these dung beetles deserve. Give it to them, both barrels.

Barrelling along,

Keyser Soze

"Go back to Jersey fella,
this is the City of the Angels,
and you haven't got any wings."
- Captain Dudley Smith, "L.A. Confidential",
c. 1997

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