Re: help! hubby received summons from asset acceptance

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.208.41) on July 20, 2003 at 09:26:15:

In Reply to: help! hubby received summons from asset acceptance posted by shell26mi on July 18, 2003 at 19:27:14:

Dear shell26mi;

AssXXXX Ack-septic Crap-o-ration has elevated filing SOL suits from mere daily practice to a fine art. They are run by a fine fellow, hale and hearty, one Rufus "Bud" "The Dean of Bad Debt" Reitzel who after graduating from Michigan State with a degree in Chemistry pulled a couple of years in the Army. The rest as they say, history. Mr. Reitzel founded his wonderful humanitarian philanthropic organization which has over the years so much from so many who have so little. And, wow-o-woo, how sweet the smell of success! Yup, a couple nice homes in tonie Grosse Pointe, Michigan and bucolic land holdings in sunny central Florida which are probably do not enjoy Homestead Protections afforded by Florida Constitution.
Mr. Reitzel is worth running through the Google, fun reading by hearth's warmth, and safe entertainment even for the kiddies!
Another fave old parlor trick of this very very nice loving firm is to sue non-responsible parties and as well just plain old sue anybody who's around, even old Joe, who comes in on weekends to muck the sump tanks. Hey, why not? They know most suits go unanswered and that gives them a nice default judgement. Hey,the predatory life pays well!
Now, these stench-emitting tertiary syphillitic parasites called your husband at work? Violation. They harassed you? They called without letup? Yeah, this firm needs some nice recognition - from the Attorneys general in your state and that of Michigan and as well the Federal Trade Commission. Call them now. Follow up with letters. Keep a diary of everything the bums from this vampire scumbag klepto-corporation say and mail to you. It may well turn out that for their violations they come out owing you.
When leeches attach themselves to our skin, we must burn them off with every legal means available, lest they cause further harm to the organism. And these are well practiced professional leeches. Apply heat via complaints to governmental agencies, perhaps file a suit against them for defamation - they humiliated your husband at work, did they not? - as well as the inevitable stream of legal violations. Watch as the bloated fancy collar leeches detach in a hurry and waddle back to the safety of their toilet.

Suitably,

Keyser Soze

"Be careful, you're a man who causes people to
become frightened, that's dangerous."
- hotel owner's wife, "High Plains Drifter",
c. 1973

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