Re: Please Help!

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.208.41) on July 20, 2003 at 21:43:13:

In Reply to: Please Help! posted by Dignout on July 17, 2003 at 01:19:05:

Dear DignOut:

Sorry - have been away from the computer for a few days. This leech is trying rather hard to psych you out. Please try to keep that in mind. 99% of all litigation is posturing, bluffing, hoping to convince the other side that as you say, they better not want their day in court because they are already doomed. Bullshale.
Admissions, production,interogatories are all standard procedure. Many of us once were upset by the arrival of these poop sheets from scumbag lawyers. It's what they call boilerplate. It's designed to trip you up into making a damaging admission. That way the plaintiff doesn't have to prove his own case, you do it for him.
These creditor leech-lawyers are mostly pisant operations. They don't start from scratch with these documents. It's mechanical by nature. They get you served. You answer the suit thus preventing them from getting a default judgement.Now Mr. Scumbag, Esq. has to resort to plan B - interogatories, admissions, etc. He hits a key or two on his word processor and out pop the forms which some twenty-three cent per hour and all the cocaine she can eat secretary mails to you by way of proclaiming,"Prepare to meet thy doom." Bullshale. Answering as WhyChat suggested, plead ignorance, lack of knowledge forces these bloated money grubbers to work yet a little harder. This costs them money and takes time away from easy hit cases in which money is assured. Sooner or later they may tire of this stupid little game they are playing.
This is just a good investigator's guess, but with sixty admissions it sounds as if this jerkxxx might be well aware he's playing a dead hand. If he had you, a few admissions would do it. But sixty? He's hoping you'll run out of steam, get nervous, throw in the towel. Don't.
Think about what he's asking. How should you know whether or not this cheese-eating surrender monkey had to hire a lawyer? Hey, he is a lawyer, isn't he? Or is he working some sort of fraud upon the court? See?
Take it to the next level. Remember, bullies one and all, these flups will threaten you with that which most frightens them. Think about it. This jerk might have no case. Plead ignorance. Let him show how smart he is. He may well fall on his sword before this is finished, spilling the slurry of his ulcerous stomach contents, soaked with cheap "Pop" wine as they are, all over the nylon shag carpet of his office located right behind the latrines over at the old train station. Fight this cretin. We are in your court, have you told your treating physician about the great deal of stress this has caused to you? Ahh, the "L" word, liability. You bet these sleazebags are afraid of it and don't let them kid you to the contrary. Be sure to tell the AG and FTC about this little walking armpit and his antics. You'd be surprised just how many brave, 'Don't even think about fighting this suit' Melvin Belli wannabe creditor lawyers fold like a cheap suit when the state AG rings up for a polite chat. Smash this blood tick where it hurt$.

Smashingly,

Keyser Soze

"I'm not feeling too agreeable right now."
- The man with no name, "High Plains Drifter."
c. 1973

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