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Re: debtscape.com anyone heard of them?
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Posted by Keyser Soze
(152.163.253.37) on July 29, 2003 at 20:40:45:
In Reply to: Re: debtscape.com anyone heard of them? posted by LadynRed on July 29, 2003 at 16:00:08:
Heed well the kind astute words of LadynRed, she is your beacon in the night, guiding you safely past these syphillitic bilge flounder. Sail away from them at flank speed the same as would would from an exploding garbage scow.
Back in the good old days when a family had a 'difficult' relative, perhaps the 'crazy aunt in the attic', they'd lock her, well, in the attic. This kept things polite at family get-togethers as well as protected the mad auntie from herself and the dishonorable designs of others.
Today matters are different, we are a more open and honest society. The president of a scumbag collection agency figures out a way to make yet more money by forming a credit repair company. He appoints his mad auntie as president, her sons born of a dalliance with some sort of escaped maniac are saved from a lifetime spent shooting hoop in the prison yard by being appointed as 'credit repair specialists' or some other soft and cuddly title.
Look, in the good old days sometimes your relaxing stroll in the park would be interrupted by stepping on something soft which upon entering your home would stick to the carpets while giving off an aroma described as less than pleasant and having to do with the imperfect digestive processes of man's best friend, so to speak.
Surely, in those days one would pause while still outside and scrape the underside of one's shoe on the curb, perhaps even on the old fashioned boot scraper, long a familiar sight at the entry to lovely historic New England homes.
So should it be with these outfits, best have nothing to do with them, lest your life become filled with an unpleasant fragrance. Airily, Keyser Soze
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