Re: JBC & Associates (NSF Check from 1991)

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.208.41) on August 02, 2003 at 22:34:17:

In Reply to: JBC & Associates (NSF Check from 1991) posted by Bob Kelley on August 01, 2003 at 21:28:18:

Dear Bob Kelley;

Welcome to the wonderful upside down world of credit & collections, sometimes called the collection 'industry' as staffed by 'collections professionals' who 'uphold the highest standards in the industry'. Indeed, and Josef Stalin was indeed devoted to ensuring the highest nutritional standards for his beloved citizens in the Ukraine as was one Dr. Josef Mengele known for his finely crafted dental work and compassionate chairside manner with his 'patients.'

You are dealing with scum, the only thing that differentiates these ethical cretins from ordinary rapists, housebreakers and child molesters is that the latter three groups actually have a measurable quantity of character, courage, and integrity. The 'collections professionals' are gutless thugs who hide under some worm-riddled desk in a stinking latrine behind the local chop shop, grinding money via outlandish threats out of the innocent.

JBC is a corporate acronym which stands for Jackanapes, Bullies & Cretins, with apologies hereby offered to all otherwise kind, loving, decent cretins, bullies and jackanapes who wouldn't take a so-called 'job' with these oozing vomit bags on a Virginia Dare.

You are in the clear. Make sure the FTC and your state Attorney General hear from you. Tell them of your experience with these criminals, and never forget that is exactly what they are. Forget the high-minded flatus they blow at you about 'paying your debts' and 'taking responsibility'. Bullshale. They are crooks, nothing more and much less.

High-mindedly,

Keyser Soze

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