Re: Primus
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Posted by Keyser Soze
(152.163.253.37) on September 16, 2003 at 23:12:33:
In Reply to: Primus posted by J. Alan on September 16, 2003 at 15:21:31:
Fight them, cut them. The Medical Model of treatment is still most valid despite newer forms of Holistic therapy. When dealing with the infected pig-snot of 'collections professionals' as you so beautifully describe them, it is wise to apply the time-proven practices of the medical model. At least, that's what dear friend and beloved family physician H. Lecter M.D. tells me. Cut, burn, poison. That's the medical model of treatment down through the ages. New innovations be they laser or chemcical still involve one or more of those elements. Lasers burn and cut. New medications still poison, killing off the infectious agent a bit more rapidly than they would invariably kill the patient. Cut these yelping bull-colons. They terrorized your daughter. Tell your doctor and poison their credibility. Perhaps a call to child-welfare authorities? Burn their image with them. Any agreements are now cut, severed at the hip. It's the only way. Hide the car as you state? Perfect. Remember, most repo scumbags count on the car being within a few blocks of home. Place it farther away and change hiding places at random intervals to better thwart discovery. When using the car always have someone in it when you must exit to run errands, or you stay in the car and have a friend do the shopping errands for you.
Why? A few years ago the repo men were put under some constraints. No more busting into locked garages to 'recover' cars. Also they are allowed to make every effort to take your car provided this does not disturb the peace. In other words, should they try to take your car when it's in a public parking lot they can do so only to the extent that you do not become upset. And after all you are in the car and will surely be upset by this, perhaps even calling your physician on the cell phone.
They will try to talk you into getting out of the car with the usual assortment of threats, lies, cons, promises and other piles of bullshale.
Remain inside with the doors locked. This will show you are resolute, not to be trifled with. This will cost them money and expose them to liability. These lice violated the sanctity of your home, profaned and terrorized your daughter. And for what? A few lousy dollars? A car? What, will the bank president be unable to hold his weekend barbecue for fellow bankers and comfort boys because your car is his hot-dog budget? Please. You are on the road to victory. Nail these perps with every legal device at your disposal. And isn't this just so typical of these vulgar, vile, unwashed pimp-scumbag druggie bums who stupidly call themselves 'collections professionals'? Bullying women alone thinking them to be easy hits. Boy, they hit it wrong this time, didn't they? You handled this beautifully, let them know that to mess with you means they lose money, waste time, and experience "The Pain" as Scott so elegantly describes the legal consequences arising from their perpetrations. Blissfully,
Keyser Soze "I'm telling you it's Keyser Soze!"
- Arturo Marquez, rat.
"The Usual Suspects", c. 1995
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