Re: My court story .

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.252.134) on October 03, 2003 at 07:58:24:

In Reply to: My court story . posted by Stranger1 on October 01, 2003 at 16:31:54:

Another example of how courts damn themselves as penny-sluts for the credit &collections 'industry'.
Some judges in Flo-reee-duh exceed even the low standards of Judge Cracker. Parading about the courtroom joking, rambling, and threatening they flat out tell distressed defendants they neither know nor care about the law.Defendants are told to agree to all demands of the collection maggot scumbag lawyers because if they don't the judge will enter judgement, the sheriff will go to their home and collect their stuff.

With judges who speak thusly, who needs collection 'professionals'. This is a shakedown racket conducted right in the stalls of justice. The judge's rambling menacing bizarre blather is patent bullshale smearing him and the court. If he doesn't know the law he should learn it or work for the CA thugs. Hey, come to think of it that's just what he's doing.
No, the sheriff just doesn't 'go to your home to collect your stuff', this is a sick cruel illegal threat uttered clearly to aid the collection so-called lawyer. Telling defendants to yield to the nice collection lawyer else risk judgement is another lie, no different from a rapist telling his victim to just lie back an enjoy because if she fights he'll cause further harm. Of course the act he proposes is devastating, once he gains control of his victim he'll do as he wishes.

Comply with the collector, your fate is worse than judgement. Especially if the nice "Mediator", a gouty feminized capon of a retired banker or perhaps some hefty mustachioed gal in burlap pant-suit provided as 'free service' by the loving county has a hand in coercing you. Same way the Mafia sends tortellini-stuffed goons in pinstripe suits and white socks as a 'free service' to their debtors.

A judge telling defendants to roll over and comply with creditor-scum is akin to hijackers promising passengers that compliance ensures survival. Vicious venal liars every one of them and for what, a couple bucks? My my.

It gets better. As Scott so beautifully illustrates, yes Virginia there is a double standard. Judges don't like pro se defendants, they prove The Law isn't an artform best left to high priests. Fail to show, you lose. Enemy lawyer absent for trial? Oh, well see he had a case in district court and then some depositions over in the other county plus your honor his girlfriend took off with his wife's wig......
Enemy lawyer doesn't want to show disrespect by wearing sunglasses before the judge - professional attire needed to cover eyes' telltale evidence of garnished-wages-for-crack habit - no problem. He sits in his bus terminal men's room orifice, Miss Silky firmly planted under the desk and literally phones it in.
Yes, that's right. Phones it in. This is accepted practice in the Florida Creditor Killing Fields. Just recline, Miss Silky taking notes with the Steno-ma, and phone in bullshale, lies, rants, tirades, prevarications and other self-serving fraudulent misrepresentations of law to the court. You do this, you go to jail.
Yet when you stay in the fight -you win. These bullshale tactics more common to street hustlers than accredited lawyers may win the battle but inevitably lose the war. You win by holding your ground. Sooner or later the pygmy drip-nosed shiny-suit googly-eyed maggot of an insect lawyer-wannabe will run out of colonic gas, about all he has by way of facts.
Fight these rats to the death. You will win.

Winningly,

Keyser Soze

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