Re: Do CAs and CA lawyers read this site?

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.209.144) on November 01, 2003 at 21:28:58:

In Reply to: Do CAs and CA lawyers read this site? posted by Observer on November 01, 2003 at 14:25:24:

Prostitution whether by street ingenues or 'collections professionals' is the world's second oldest profession, oldest being gathering of intelligence and disseminating its analysis.
In the good old days of the Cold War enemies were clearly defined. The real James Bond not so glamorous, hours spent reading Soviet publications. The 'bad' guys did likewise.
A victorious army fights on its stomach. Ours are empty, nervous, writing and fighting for our lives. The enemy is fat, crack-addled, floozy-dumb, cocky. He swaggers into court spouting hollow knowledge, knowing defendants sadly fail to appear and when they do the "mediator" stooge in true manner of camp guard will do the goonwork.
Whom would you rather have on your team? The eyes have it. A soldier looks his enemy in the eye to best execute his attack. Look these lawyer wannabe's in their occulars and you'll know them. The mad in the eye germane to defendants cocked for a deathmatch is absent. Mostly, there's nothing behind the eyes save for an appetite stuffed into a slouch postured gelatinous shape which looks dumpy at any weight.
Point being no matter how much intel the other side gleans they are still what they are, as are we. No amount of advance information can overcome their character hobbles. Just bright enough to be dangerous, treat them as such bearing in mind they're not quite so powerful as they'd like all to believe.

Stuffily,

Keyser Soze

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."
- Mr. Kobayashi, "The Usual Suspects",
c. 1995, Bryan Singer & Chris McQuarrie

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