Re: VICTORY ! A court story to report (not mine )

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.198.154) on November 22, 2003 at 11:04:15:

In Reply to: Re: VICTORY ! A court story to report (not mine ) posted by sun on November 21, 2003 at 14:48:37:

Whatever you do don't give your SS number to anyone unless ordered to do so by the Judge. If the scumbag collection attorney files papers demanding it you file an Objection. In Florida attachments can't occur unless you personally provide the number. They can't collect if they supply it without your consent. Never give it.
If you've been invited to Small Shams Court you'll be sent down to a sweat room with enemy lawyer and 'Mediator", a bought & paid for dried up old courtesan-retiree from the banking industry. This ghoul would rather take out the empty failure of his life of mediocrity by beating up on debtors, with court immunity to boot. Nice people.
Mediator does the goonwork of enemy collector lawyer who sits back smugly sneering at you, thinking he's exempt from countersuits. Always good when they think themselves above the law.
Mediator will pretend he wants to help you. In a way he does, he wants to help you out of your money for the next twenty years that you'll pay it to this bloodsucker collector mutant.
But there's a catch. They can bleed you dry only if you admit to owing the debt and agree to a payment plan. What to do?
Smile. Be polite, pleasant. Tell them it's wonderful to sit in such a nice clean institutional room with pretty carpet and comfy chairs. Tell them you enjoy the lovely parallel yellow lines in the road in front of the courthouse and how the workers must have been so careful when painting them. Tell them about the time the freeze plugs let go on the old Buick straight-eight when Grandma drove it out West. See how they become so angry, redfaced, frustrated. Just like the Wicked Witch of the West who couldn't con Dorothy into giving up Those Ruby Slippers.
Be sure to complement the Mediator on his lovely Gucci tie. Be fair by praising the collection lawyers elegant sharkskin suit. Perhaps confide in them that you once owned a dog named Spot. Tell them anything as long as it's true and completely irrelevant to the business at hand. Do this with a big smile knowing that the rest of their day will be filled with the gnashing of teeth common to those whose avaricious demands went unmet.
Burn these bugs with every flame of legal resources you can muster and never ever let them up. When they beg for mercy go straight for them knowing that they show mercy to none and worship only money.
Mercifully,

Keyser Soze

"If you can't behave yourself you'll have to eat
at the kiddies' table."
- H. Lecter, M.D., "Hannibal", c. 2001,
Thomas Harris

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