Re: Charles Soffar- Tx "attorney"

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.245.14.162) on December 18, 2003 at 19:10:50:

In Reply to: Charles Soffar- Tx "attorney" posted by MBNA is my death on December 18, 2003 at 11:34:36:

Right,

Most collection attorney-wannabes don't show on Martindale for good reason. Look, if you graduated from The Richard Speck School of Law, Nursing, and Tatooing would you crow about it? 'Specially not after twelve hard years of nights away from one's dearly beloved family and friends at the crackhouse.
Nope, nope, these bums are shall we say, shadowy. As with zoo chimps who paint their cages with, ahem, available materiels, these goofs learn enough to do one thing. Mainly, lie, cheat, file false documents, make harassing phone calls assuming various and fraudulent identities such as 'lawyer' or 'detective', when if they were honest they would identify themselves as 'collections professionals' as "Bud", "The Dean of Bad Debt" affectionately dubs them.
All bullshale. Invert their arguments, turn them back against these perps, you quickly realize the truth about these kleptos.

Invertedly,

Keyser Soze

"I can't feel my legs, Keyser."
- Dean Keaton, "The Usual Suspects", c. 1995
Chris McQuarrie, Bryan Singer, John Ottman

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