Re: anybody here got a corvette mastercard

Posted by Little Pete (65.161.188.11) on January 05, 2004 at 18:23:05:

In Reply to: anybody here got a corvette mastercard posted by poco on January 05, 2004 at 17:33:28:

I've got a Corvette Mastercard from Household and WOW! it is the best card I've ever carried.

I pulled it out at a strip joint the other night and had girl after girl begging to give me lap dances! I must have maxed it out in the first hour or so but it was definitely worth it to watch my friends staring in awe as I charged dance after dance!

Another thing is that it helps me even when I'm not using it! I swear I must look at least a hundred pounds lighter carrying it by the way the ladies swoon when I pass.

If you're a tubby mid-forties guy in a mid-life crisis I would highly recommend this card. It'll certainly put the swing back in your walk!

Someday, when I have the credit power, I'm going to get me a real corvette, and a trophy wife to go along with it. Hmmm... I wonder if Anna Nicole will still be single then?

Until then, I'm going to carry my trusty Corvette Mastercard. I wonder if I can get it in a different color when this one expires?

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If you don't believe me just read what I copied from their site-

Carry the only MasterCard that celebrates 50 years of power, style and performance.

It's clear the Corvette® MasterCard® Card was designed with Corvette owners and enthusiasts in mind. Get great discounts on Corvette merchandise, a choice of card design, and other options to personalize your Corvette MasterCard.

The Corvette MasterCard offers maximum performance. No annual fee. A competitive interest rate. 'Round the clock Customer Care. Purchase assurance. Roadside assurance. Travel assurance.

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They're not lying when they say "Performance"! It swiped the 1st time I ever used it and after weeks of use the magnetic strip is barely even scratched! And Just look at all the "Assurances" you get!!

I'm told it won't even flake apart like those other "Cheap" cards when I use it to scrape the ice off of my Yugo's Windshield!

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