Re: What to do when a collector calls..

Posted by arkie (24.204.61.55) on January 06, 2004 at 00:05:29:

In Reply to: What to do when a collector calls.. posted by Linda 2 on January 04, 2004 at 19:51:55:

Here's one for ya if you're a woman:

Have your husband go to the front door, open it and slam it as hard as he can, screaming to the top of his lungs, "Woman, who the HELL are you talking to? I thought I told you NEVER to talk to anyone on that phone unless I was here!" (At this point he starts to clap his hands together in the phone while you start screaming, "Don't hit me, oh God, PLEASE don't hit me!!!!!" and just keep it up as long as you can until you can stand it no longer and are doubled over in laughter and have to hang up. (SMILE)

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