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Fun with CA's...
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Posted by Reformed
(68.114.150.122) on February 12, 2004 at 23:16:23:
I wish I could take credit for this one. A few years ago I was tuned into my favorite raido station in the early hours of the morning and they played a tape of a guy that gave "tel-marketers" hell. He would record the calls and put them on a "alubm"(that is how old I am ) Anyway, he got one woman WAY off track and on to pets, then dogs, then how a dog could lick a "sore" and it would heal faster(old southern tale) and about how he had a german sheperd and he had these REALLY bad hemorroids and how .....CLICK!!! I damn near wrecked my patrol car! Well I got my FIRST call from NCO today. I got LUCKY!!!! She must have been green (new for you'ns that don't undurstand the wey we hav of talken). Kept her going for a full 10 min. before I had to GO really bad!
Now you have to understand that Jeff Foxworethy(sp) sounds like a Harvard Grad. next to me. I proceded to "go" relieve myself and she STAYED ON THE LINE!!! I talked to her the WHOLE time. My wife is in tears from laughing so hard (and that WAS a nice site to see) that I lost it too and started laughing too. She hung up. 10 min later another call. Wife answers and it is a "supervisor". He is hot! Wife hands it off to me and i start to screw with him and start asking him about his height, weight, hair, ect... no all at once of course and I did it with a "lighter" voice. He hung up too and hav'nt had a call back "yet" but I look foward to the next one.
NOW I want EVERYONE to know you HAVE to be very careful and DO NOT cross the line. Where is it at? I DON'T KNOW. BUT you could get into trouble if you go too far. I ONLY did things that at best could be considered RUDE! I'm going to check state laws and see how far I can push it. It's been a GOOD day for a change. NOW the CA's dread having to call me.(Ain't that a switch)? Jeff
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