Re: Hayt, Hayt & Landau

Posted by Keyser Soze (64.12.113.17) on February 24, 2004 at 07:09:06:

In Reply to: Hayt, Hayt & Landau posted by Lyfsabeach on February 23, 2004 at 20:27:56:

You're well protected, sounds as if you are judgement proof. Lay low, they might go away. The amount owed puts you in Small Claims, otherwise known around the Florida Killing Fields as Small Shams Court. If they sue, you'll be sent down to a sweat-room after the judge's efforts at mass coercion on behalf of his CA scumbag pals.
A fake, phony, fraud, sham 'mediator', usually a retired banker in a nancy-man costume, generously cut to fit his bloated body, unaccustomed to physical labor as it is, will pretend he's your pal. He'll pretend he wants to help you by 'working out your debt'. Don't say a word to the puke. He's just a paid - under the table, nice time-share condos in Aruba, from what one hears - whore, er, stooge, for the CA-vomit-bunny collection lawyer.
The mediator performs the dirty work, exempt from liability by virtue of his 'court volunteer' status. This means he pulls fraudulent tactics for which the CA lawyer would be disbarred. Florida is a testing ground for this scam and word is getting around amongst plenty of people who've never even heard of collection agencies, never mind this board. In the end the will reap as have they sewn.
Well, say little to the mediator. Sign nothing. He or his female version, the spandex-clad mustachioed basement-social type will try to get you to sign your life away. Don't. Talk about the beautiful weather in Florida, the miles of lovely roads to nowhere, how overweight court-shills could suffer myocardial infarct while stopped on the road to fix a flat, the rapid rate of decomp due to heat, humidity, and insects, and of course the increasing numbers of alligators who generously keep our highways free of carrion.
Well, perhaps omit the travelogue but you get the idea. Say little, sign nothing, touch no one. Fight them back with every legal tool available, of which you've plenty.

Plentifully,

Keyser Soze

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