Re: Child Abductor turns out to be Bill Collector

Posted by Keyser Soze (64.12.116.198) on March 03, 2004 at 07:45:24:

In Reply to: Child Abductor turns out to be Bill Collector posted by Bob3 on March 03, 2004 at 03:43:29:

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!, as 'Louis' exclaimed in the film classic "Casablanca". Criminal traits are necessary desireable attributes for the fine men and women who would become 'collections professionals', as Rufus Reitzel so elegantly dubbed them.

This could well be the case of the overzealous bill collector 'taking the battle to the enemy' by terrorizing consumer's children.

Or it in all probability is a paedophile who works as a bill collector, killing two birds with one stone. Why would a paedophile work as a bill collector? Access to personal information about consumers, their families, itineraries, habits, assets. Useful to any practicing crook such as a paedophile or collections professional. Smart man, this schoolyard bully. Look, it makes good sense to choose a day job by which you can take control of your victim, steal their personal data, acting out your aggressions against strangers in comfort and safety via the telephone. Better still when the job enhances the ease and pleasure of pursuing one's hobby. Terrorizing kids in order to shake money from their parents was the secondary objective serving also as cover for primary goal of acquiring 'boy toys' for a weekend at the Comfort Club.

What do collectors do? Terrorize consumers to extract favor (money). What to paedophiles do? Terrorize children to extract favor (sex).

Wonderful story. Thank you. Thank you ever so kindly for yet again illustrating the core nature of these perfidious sub-humans comprising the 'collections industry'.

Perfidiously,

Keyser Soze

"In English, please!"
- Tough line-up cop, "The Usual Suspects",
c. 1995: Ottman, Singer, McQuarrie.

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