Re: ASSET DROPPED SUIT

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.116.84) on April 19, 2004 at 23:19:37:

In Reply to: Re: ASSET DROPPED SUIT posted by HowYouDoin'? on April 19, 2004 at 22:45:00:

Winning back one's soul from mutant-twistoid perps is ever a cause for rejoicing. Always nice to hear the splat of larcenous crab-lice falling from their host, striking the pavement of consequences with great momentum, heavy with blood-bloat, the fruitage of avarice.

Laugh long and well, knowing you've sprayed egg on the jaundiced-skin faces of AssXXXX Acceptic Crap-o-ration's storm-troopers. Many on this board laugh along with you, drawing inspiration from your fine strategic triumph.

Parting thoughts from beloved friend, an attorney expert in banking, whose epiphany resulted in forsaking the company of bankers for human beings who practice legitimate law. Known as Maximo Abogado des Leones, the quotes:

1. Interviewed with a collection law firm. Interviewer was a greasy-wig guy in a shiny suit. Job was mine. Upon leaving, I felt as if I needed a steam cleaning, my clothes an insect dip.

2. No lawyer, not even the most inept of ambulance chasers, willingly devolves to the level of 'collections lawyer'. Ever.

There you have it, lengthy character sketches best summated by the words of Rufus "Bud" "The Dean of Bad Debt" Reitzel, founder of your former nemesis, AssXXXX Acceptic Crap-o-ration, who refers to his hooded, claw-hand, minions thusly: "Collections Professionals". Simplicity of eloquence, demonstrating his college training as a chemist, for reduction to basic terms.

Think of it. As with 'collections professionals', so it is with the complex interleaved structure of chemical elements and compounds, both organic and inorganic, ever changing with time, temperature, and humidity, as well as insect intrustion. Most complex, yet we still refer to it as 'dog plop'.

Ploppingly,

Keyser Soze

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