Re: Pre-trial Hearing!

Posted by Keyser Soze (64.12.116.84) on May 28, 2004 at 22:02:55:

In Reply to: Re: Pre-trial Hearing! posted by Boadicea on May 27, 2004 at 20:13:40:

Thank you. Thank you so kindly for your words of appreciation. Truly, this worthless scribe merely offers an accurate description, mindful this board is read by persons of all ages. To see these hollow-eyed stone-heart cruel, vicious, mean cretins in court, their dumpy, bloated, bodies stuffed into lousy suits, pot-bellies and withered exremities belying a life of sloth, plying their so-called profession, is enough to make one vomit all over one's freshly polished FBI wingtips.
Fat or thin, precious few in between, they are slouch-postured hang-dog criminals, their physiques a living proof they do no honest physical work. The most strenous activity these outhouse-pumpkins perform is putting flask to lips in the courthouse mens' room between shakedown-sessions. Their fave cocktail, Old Moribundity mixed with Drano (tm). To be in their company is to die.

Morbidly,

Keyser Soze

"No lawyer, not the most humble of ambulance
chasing scheissters, willingly devolves to the
sub-basement level of collection lawyer."
- Former Banking Lawyer, who caught a
conscience, and thus, left their profession.

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