Re: Asset protection in Texas? What other steps to take?

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.252.196) on June 15, 2004 at 07:14:11:

In Reply to: Asset protection in Texas? What other steps to take? posted by Momisdying on June 13, 2004 at 15:29:42:

There's a warm feeling of comfort one enjoys while carrying large sums of cash. Some years ago, pursued by a hell-hound harpie, this worthless scribe carried around ten, twelve thousand dollars in an old doctor's bag. Who would know? Throwing old sweatsocks on top of the cash keeps the snoops away.
Those with relatives from the old country fondly remembers how they trusted banks, specifically, The First National Mattress Bank, and the Sofa Institute for Savings.
Today, we have improved methods. The Bahamas and Cayman Islands offer a lovely climate and friendly locals who will safeguard your holdings. Grand Cayman is just an hour or two by air from your new home. Bermuda is recommended, as well as the Cook Islands. That will put your hard earned assets beyond the reach of these cloven-hooved devils and their string-pulling banker-thug controllers. May your journey be prosperous.

Prosperously,

Keyser Soze

PS - There's great snorkeling to be enjoyed, free,
in Georgetown harbor, Grand Cayman, right in
the middle of town. Good health to you, in
peace knowing you are safe from predators the
ilk of Hubris Shatfitz, AssXXXX Acceptic,
Sherman, RMA, and other outhouse flies.

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