Re: Citibank lawyer - Threatened, Screamed, then buckled!!

Posted by Keyser Soze (205.188.116.131) on July 16, 2004 at 16:04:41:

In Reply to: Citibank lawyer - Threatened, Screamed, then buckled!! posted by Prune Man on July 16, 2004 at 11:52:02:

Dear Prune Man;

Congratulations on your victory over these rancid, putrescent, insectoids. Your example of perseverance in the face of greedy-gut mean-spirited curs is a fine inspiration to us all.
You draw the perfect portrait of 'collections professionals' and their wannabe-lawyah stooges. All 'style' - if greaszy lying can be called that - and no substance. Fight them, you win. Thank you. Thank you most kindly.
The jerkxxx over whom you reign victorious must be sitting in some dark-hole dive of an orifice, swilling Alka-Seltzer (tm) and spraying cheap deodorant on the armpits of his grimy suit to cover the reek of whisky-vomit, stupidity, and avarice.
You demonstrate so well why - as will be true for those stealing an estate from my elderly relative - greed is invariably their downfall.
Here's a guy who went to law school, for goodness' sake. Alright, so it was 'Mehmet Ali Agca School of Pope-assasinations Plus Legal Stuff Also And Too'. Still, he's licensed to practice law, unlike the poofter who's been coming to Florida to wrap-up 'loose-ends' re estate stealing. Isn't that right, Mr. Galeezo? Better clech those thigh muscles, where you're headed, comfort boy-o. "Shower to shower each day,
helps keep the odor away..." (c. Procto & Gamble)
Sorry, I digress. Look, you offer this greed-struck cretin eighty percent of the claimed debt. He refuses. He knows the odds of collecting on a judgement are slim. He knows getting ten cents on the dollar makes for a great month. Does he accept your offer? Nope, nope. Of course not. Greed shall be their downfall.
Scumbags who have for years infected my family for estate-stealing purposes demonstrate the same crack-brained behavior. Were they smart thugs, they'd have tried to buy me off years ago. Emphasis on 'tried'. After all, it's dangerous to to add insult to injury, sending someone away with the idea they've nothing to lose. Not smart.
This jackanape did the same to you. You're nice enough to negotiate with this misery-pimp. You owe him nothing, but you kindly do so in good faith. With the arrogant callous dismissal of the doomed, he refuses. And loses. Congratulations. Thank you for your encouraging account of a battle well won.

As ever,

Keyser Soze

"Oderint dum Metuant."
- 'Let them hate us, so long as they fear us."
Latin Proverb, pertinent counsel for
those battling 'collections professionals'.

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