Re: Anything I can do about this?

Posted by Keyser Soze (64.12.116.84) on July 21, 2004 at 21:11:08:

In Reply to: Anything I can do about this? posted by lol on July 21, 2004 at 19:24:41:

File FTC complaint for fraudulent identification and stating false purpose for calling.

Hopefully, you dummied up when this amoeba probed your finances. Good answer: you are indigent, awaiting SSI, have meager welfare earnings. Also, you supplement earnings by helping old friends 'from the joint', distribute stereos and tv's. Ask where he lives. Ask what kind of alarm, if any, he has. Ask if anyone is home during the day.

Casually mention that large iguanas are jumping from your nostrils. Ask if he 'smells' the lightning bolts shooting forth from your ears.

Try to sound sincere. Ask him if monthly bouts of diahrrea, from parasites picked up on your last dope run to Cali, count as assets.

Always nice to fry some jerkxxx collector's brains. H. Lecter, M.D., considers them a delicacy.

Delicately,

Keyser Soze

"I ate his liver with some fava beans. And a nice
Chianti."
- H. Lecter, M.D., c. 1991, Thomas Harris,
Silence of the Lambs

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