Re: debt counseling

Posted by Keyser Soze (149.174.164.20) on July 27, 2004 at 21:45:57:

In Reply to: debt counseling posted by wondering on July 27, 2004 at 21:16:04:

No matter how powerful one's thirst, one is never so thirsty so as to slake it by lapping a puddle of wino-vomit from the gutter.

Picture these 'counseling' and 'consolidation' scams as just that - puddles of wino vomit, flecked with coagulated blood from latent esophageal varices awaiting rupture, glops of 'coffee grounds material' refluxed from a mordant liver, here and there a crust of junk food, tobacco shreds, all swimming colorfully in a sea of Night Train (tm) wine.

Now, would you, on the hottest day, drink such a noxious stew? Remember, though the putrid stench arising from this vile ragout makes one retch reflexively, it is still more pleasant than the reek indelibly filling one's nostrils, upon realizing you've been ripped by these 'friendly, caring, really great, loving' counseling crime cabals.

Thieves, all of them.

Avoid them as surely as you would step around, and not into, the puddle of wino vomit, simmering in the gutter under the hot, urban, noonday, sun.

These 'people' have blood on their claws. Shun them.

Shunningly,

Keyser Soze

"You can't even account for yourself
today, Richard."
- Sir Thomas Moore, "Man for All Seasons",
c. 1964, Robert Bolt

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