AssXXXX Acceptic - Rufus Reitzel - Stocks plummet
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Posted by Keyser Soze
(126.96.36.199) on August 08, 2004 at 22:05:39:
Of course, this is hair-brained, goggle-box, nitwit reasoning. Logicians refer to it as 'post hoc, ergo propter hoc', translated loosely: The cock crowed, which made the sun rise.
News this week is that despite signs of healthy economy, stock markets plummeted.
Could it be because Rufus 'Bud' 'The Dean of Bad Debt'
Reitzel, founder and president-emeritus of Assxxxx Acceptic Crap-o-ration, was one of the high officials who opened the American Stock Exchange this Tuesday past? Hmmmmm...
What kind of message does this send? The future of America lies in ruthless, venal, fraudulent, coercive, debt collection? No wonder stocks plummeted.
Hmmmm.....Rufus Reitzel.....'Ruthless' Reitzel. You know, like as in, 'What's the Baby Ruth Bar (tm) doing, floating around in the kiddie pool?
"It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again."
- Jaime 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb, "Silence of the Lambs"
c. 1990, Jonathan Demme, Thomas Harris
"Ohhh! A chocolate bar!!!
Uh ohh. That's not a chocolate bar."
- Ajax, c. 1994, "Duckman" cartoon series,
c. Gabor Szabo
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