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Encouragement to Newcomers, Collectors Exposed
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Posted by Keyser Soze
(64.12.116.84) on August 10, 2004 at 20:49:06:
Reminder to newcomers, never, ever, settle with CA's. Fight to the death, using every available legal means. The tapeworms who defrauded an elderly relative of mine out of twenty-million dollars, by appealing to vanity, and encouraging deficient medical care, leading to the death of a spouse, began their illustrious careers as "Collections Professionals". This, during the Fab Fifties, after leaving an Ivy League college, from which it is virtually impossible to get expelled, after only two years. There's a story there, not a pretty one. Right, Ken? Hey, Ken, if you're reading this on your laptop, poised as it is twixt your knees, as you struggle in the john, consider this. Lay off the ethanol. You're not working for Master Card anymore. The era of Twelve Martini Lunches is long gone, and so soon shall be the newfound and ill gotten 'prosperity' you and your whelps enjoy, courtesy of forgery, fraud, and what appears to many as murder. Your avarice shows right through your eyes, even as you wear your illness about your waists. I digress. No joke. Collectors are lowlives. A penny paid to them buys a bullet for a terrorist, funds a money laundry, finances another drug run. You want to feed that kind of beast? Never. Think in medical terms. We put a bandaid on our foot when it has a cut. This keeps out harmless looking dirt - collectors. Unfortunately, dirt contains bacteria, virii, eggs of all sorts, - think of these as calls, letters, and court actions from CA's. Should we allow otherwise benign appearing dirt to enter our body, we get tapeworms - judgements - very difficult critters of which to rid oneself. Prevention, as with all, is best medicine. Thus, confront, stop, and demolish collectors when they are yet distant from you, to protect the sanctity of your home, and peace of mind. Do this with every legal method you might muster. And Ken, and you, Scott, - new 'Big Five Partner' - and you, Dody, - love that perfume, "Fragrance de Burnt Almods??" - know that it is better indeed to eat a humble plate of vegetables with fine friends, and live quietly, than to have so much blood on your hands. Good little collections professionals that you are. Handily, Keyser Soze "Cromwell's words are terrors for small children,
not for me!"
- Sir Thomas More, "Man for All Seasons",
c. 1964, Robert Bolt
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