Re: collection agency threatens via telephone

Posted by Keyser Soze (152.163.253.37) on August 07, 2003 at 21:48:47:

In Reply to: collection agency threatens via telephone posted by red dwarf on August 07, 2003 at 16:05:20:

Screen your calls. We put screens on windows to keep out all manner of putrid, vile, horrific insects. We do not want barn flies and rancid mosquitoes buzzing about our dinner tables because quite simply, we do not want to succumb to typhus. This is the same reason we flush toilets rather than store their contents in sequentially numbered jars, as did the late Howard Hughes.
No, nope we screen out that which causes us illness and these skunks are sickening in their behavior. You might try sending WhyChat's magnificent Cease and Desist Letter to these piles of putrescence via Certified Return Receipt Requested Mail. They will be told to contact you only in writing. Once again you will be able to pick up your phone with no fear of contracting some sort of foul malady, as it is common knowlege that 'collections professionals' are walking petri-dishes for disease, pox, pestilence, parasites, intrigues, fits and other unpleasant illnesses.

Intriguingly,

Keyser Soze

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