Re: Pre-Judgement Freeze please reply if you have knowledge

Posted by Keyser Soze (64.12.96.78) on January 11, 2004 at 18:52:22:

In Reply to: Pre-Judgement Freeze please reply if you have knowledge posted by Mary on January 10, 2004 at 22:17:30:

Oh my, well now they've gone and done it for sure. Mr. Balls-in-Vise with brilliant fecklessness and astute fatuosity tries impotently to cloud WhyChat's credibility by pointing to the Discover Card logo.
Well, as the Lieutenant in Plan Nine From Outer Space - the guy pointing his revolver at his own foot - so wisely observed, "That proves it".
Some of us knew all along but didn't want to say anything for fear of compromising the investigation. Nope, nope, it turns out Discover Card is in a secret conspiracy with WhyChat and others on this board to glean the names of all debtors so they can be rounded up, stuck in a rocket ship, and fired into space.
Now you know. The Vatican is rumored to be involved, as are the promoters of big time wrestling. But the lynchpin was getting a secret agent 'on the inside' as they say in undercover circles. So Discover, operating through Judge Crater and Amelia Earhart as intermediaries - 'cutouts' - got WhyChat, among others to hook up secret identifying equipment to the computer server, to get the names and hat sizes of debtors.
Next, rockets are fueled in the old Atlas Bucron tire plant outside Akron, California, on the shores of Lake Michigan. Debtors will be rounded up on orders from Sponge Bob Square Pants, shipped by steam ship across the Continental Divide, and shortly after arrival in the Bear Republic will be sent packing off to Mars, home of the notorious Mars Candy Company, manufacturer of Mars Bars.
Mr. Viceroy-Balls-an-Gul might be interested to note that Mars Bars have contained secret mind-altering chemicals including pantothenic acid, all at WhyChat's direction, to make people write into this board in hope of giving away their Top Secret hiding places. A Conspiracy Proven!

The word is out,

Keyser Soze

"No one knew for sure..."
- Roger 'Verbal' Kint, "The Usual Suspects",
c. 1995, Bryan Singer, Chris McQuarrie, John
Ottman, composer/editor excelsior

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