Re: Validation from Attorney---HELP
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Posted by Keyser Soze
(149.174.164.20) on July 13, 2004 at 20:49:31:
In Reply to: Re: Validation from Attorney---HELP posted by debt collector on July 13, 2004 at 19:35:13:
Why? Why? Here's why, Pally: 1. Because that's how we see it, our opinion.
And we couldn't care less what you think.
2. Get serious. OC charged off
account, took a loss. That's why
we owe you, not just less than full value,
it's why we owe you nothing. 3. You reveal that collectors buy
worthless dead accounts for a penny and
sell them for a dollar. Not the same
as furniture. A guy sells furniture, he
cleans off the dog-urine stains. He fills
Nana's false-teeth marks prior to display.
He adds value. Your industry has no value,
except to masochists. Ten of you wouldn't
even constitute a live maggot dressing. 4. You industry wants to have its cake and eat
it too. Wisdom of the ages claims this is
impossible. I humbly disagree. You can
have your cake and eat it too, and 'collec-
tions professionals' should. Here's how. A. Hold cake in hand. You have it.
B. Eat cake. You are eating it.
C. Wait twelve - twentyfour hours. Hold
hand beneath gluteus maximus. See?
You'll have it again! Just what you
deserve. Now go wash your face with it. Deservedly, Keyser Soze
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